AISubs v3.7
- Today, we gave an introduction. - We gave an introduction.
- I'm Jupipi. - I'm Jupipi.
- Before joining NMB, we were high school classmates. - That's right.
- I think some of you know about it. - Yes.
- So we've been together before joining NMB. - Yes.
- We've been together since joining NMB. - That's right.
- But it was really awkward today. - Awkward? Don't say it!
- Even though we're two people.
- That's right. It was awkward before joining NMB. - That's right.
- Okay, let's say it together. - Okay, let's say it together.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Clap clap! We're NMB 48! - Clap clap! We're NMB 48!
Hello, we are NMB 48! I'm your host, W. Igashi!
Hello, I'm Igashi!
Thank you!
You two had a free speech.
It was relaxing.
- It was relaxing, but it wasn't that good. - It was good, but it wasn't that good.
- It was good, but it wasn't that good.
If we did it, it'd be over.
It was a speech that we haven't done before.
- And today's assistant is... - Yes!
Today's assistant is NMB 48's Mighty, or Mai Hiraima!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- As expected! - Thank you!
This is your second time, right?
- Oh, it's my third! - Oh, it's your third!
- I'm an assistant every time. - That's amazing!
- You're excellent! - Thank you!
- That's great! - You're an ace!
- No, no, I really love Double Higashi! - Oh, you say that every time!
- Yes, I say it every time! - Yes, you say it every time!
But when I talk about Double Higashi in my streams, I get a lot of fans who love Double Higashi!
- You're getting more fans because of Mighty? - Yes, that's right!
- Seriously? - Seriously!
Is there anyone who fell in love with us because of Mighty?
- Oh! Thank you! - No, not at all!
- Thank you so much! - Not at all!
- This is amazing! - But I wanted you all to say it even if it's a lie.
- I wanted you all to say it even if it's a lie. - You're too honest!
- You're too honest!
- No, I'm just grateful for this. - You're grateful for this.
- I'm happy. - Thank you.
But once again, I'm the president of the Kami Gata Manzai Association!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
You won the Yomiuri, ABC, and this, and you won three awards?
- Three! - That's right!
- Three! - You posted about us on MightyX.
- That's right! - Thank you!
- We said congratulations like that. - Yeah!
- No one else did it. - That's right!
- We do it together every month like this, but MightyX is the only one that does it. - Yeah, it's like that.
Yeah, it's been trending on Twitter like this.
I thought it would be popular in the NME movies, but...
- It's not popular! - It's not popular!
- Why is that? - Well, just having one person is fine.
- Of course! Having one person is a huge power. - No, no.
- It's fine, but... - No, no.
- I'm grateful. - No, thank you.
Also, Mr. Ohigashi, on January 16th, happy birthday!
- Thank you! - Congratulations!
- I'm so happy! - You're already 31 years old.
- Yes. - I can't say it, but...
And on that day, NGK came out.
- And five minutes before they came out... - Yes.
I was like, "I can't close the zipper on my pants."
I was like, "Grrr!" and the zipper came off.
- And I had the zipper fully open. - On your birthday.
- Yes. - I see.
- And I didn't want to look like I was wearing a safety pin or something. - I see.
- So I was doing manzai for ten minutes. - Yes.
And I said, "Actually, the zipper was broken and it was open."
- And the audience said, "Oh, I see." - "I see."
- You were a little worried about it, weren't you? - Yes.
- You were a little worried about it, weren't you? - I was a little worried about it.
- I see. - You were worried about it, weren't you?
- I was worried about it. - It's a disaster.
- It's a little different from usual. - That's right.
- It's always white, but it's broken, so for now... - Yes.
- How do you like it? - No, but it's kind of fresh and great.
- You went to buy it today, didn't you? - Yes.
- I ran all the way to GU today to buy it. - GU.
- This is GU's set up. - GU's costume.
- I can't see it at all. - Yes, yes.
It's a real estate agent who used to be a gyaru.
- You don't like it, do you? - I don't like it.
- You're fat. - You're fat.
- I'm fat since I was born. - I can see that.
- That's it for today. - Yes, that's it for today.
- Thank you for having us. - Thank you for having us.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- Okay, let's go. - Let's call out today's members.
- Today's members, come on! - All right, come on!
Come on!
- No one is going to say Nanaki's name, right? - No one will say Nanaki's name, right?
- Amazing! - Thank you!
- You're desperate! - Stop it!
- You're desperate to be told something! - Stop it!
- Please introduce yourselves! - Yes!
- Yes! Everyone's name is... - Ai!
I'm 21 years old, and my name is Ai Pikoto. Nice to meet you!
That's too much!
Here's a cat punch to your heart!
I'm Akana Sumino, also known as "the young cat" among photographers.
Thank you for having me!
I'm 21-year-old Anjiko and Manabe Anji. Nice to meet you!
You're all underage?
No, we're all underage.
Please say "I'm in the center" and then say "foo"
I'm an idol and I'm in the center of...
Reiwa!
I'm 17 years old, Reiwa Koto Sakamoto Reiwa. Nice to meet you!
So today we will be hosting this event with these 6 people.
9th generation!
That's right!
Wow! 1st grade?
Yes.
13?
13 years old?
13 years old.
13 years old?!
You were born recently!
Recently, yes.
Recently.
It's been recently.
These 2 people were originally fans of NMB48 and became members from there.
Both of you?
Yes, both of us.
So you're really happy right now?
I'm really happy.
And Ayami likes young girls.
That's right!
And what about you, Reiwa?
I like Aika Satsuki.
That's right!
Why is that?
Reiwa, why is that?
That's right! Why is that?
Why is that?
It's not like "I have it here, so I'll tell you about it."
It's true!
It's true?!
What do you mean?
Come forward and say it!
I'm scared!
You're scared?!
I've been going to parks and handshakes too.
Really?
I've always liked it since I was in research school.
You've always liked it?
Yes.
What do you like about it?
I don't know!
What do you like about it in particular?
The face.
The face?!
The face!
The face is good, right?
Only the face?
The face is good and everything is good?
That's right.
Everything.
Everything?
The face is good and everything is good?
You have to cherish it!
There's only one person.
If you're happy...
Excuse me to my fans here!
Well, well, well...
That's right.
Everyone is taking good care of you.
Ayami-chan, what about you?
I don't know.
My...
Thank you.
Ayami's...
My "thank you."
Ayami's mom too!
She's a fan of mine from before NMB48.
Yeah! She always came to our concerts in Thailand.
Who's your mom?
My mom is Aika.
Why?! That's amazing!
Why?!
That's amazing! She's very popular!
That's why she's a weirdo.
Your parents? That's not true!
Ayami, what do you like about your mom?
When we went to the park, she gave me a lesson.
She gave you a lesson?!
A lesson?!
She taught you how to dance?!
Lesson?!
I thought you were dancing on stage.
I thought you taught me how to dance.
No, she did it for me.
She's a fan of mine.
I'm happy for you.
I'm happy too.
I'm happy we can work together like this.
I'm going to do my best today.
I'm scared of you two.
I'm scared of you.
I'll do my best.
This is your first time, right?
That's right.
Thank you for taking care of me.
We're doing the Osaka Marathon M7.
I'm very relaxed now.
I'm happy for you.
We know each other.
Are you okay with the Osaka Marathon?
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
You look fine.
Are you practicing properly?
Yes.
She's like a coach.
She can't run at all.
She can't run 1km.
She can't run 42.1km.
She can't run 195km.
Do your best.
It's almost over.
That's right.
It's been about a month.
I'm looking forward to it.
But you've done it before, haven't you?
Yes, only once.
You've done it only once, haven't you?
Yes.
You can do it.
I'll do my best.
Let's do our best.
Today, we're going to have fun with the members.
Shall we go now?
Let's go.
Bachi Bachi...
NMP!
We won't lose to them!
Well then, Mikey, please give us a brief introduction.
I'm Anjou Ayami and I'm 20 years old.
Nice to meet you.
Can you tell me your team name?
We will have 5 matches and the team with the most wins will win.
The losing team will have a penalty game, so let's do our best!
Shall we start with the first match?
The first match is...
Face-to-face rap battle!
Mighty, please explain the rules.
This is a one-on-one battle between representatives.
The team that breaks the rap on their back and breaks three first wins.
This is a familiar battle.
Who will challenge first? Please raise your hands.
Oh! Mighty and...
Oh, there she is!
Leo and Mighty.
Mighty is really strong.
Mighty is the strongest.
She is really fast.
I was thinking of doing a handicap.
Can I start after Leo breaks one?
Sure!
This is Leo's first time.
Is there such a handicap?
Yes, there is.
Let's get it.
I thought you would say "no", but you said "yes, there is".
Wow!
Please break it with your face.
No forehead or anything like that.
Please show your face to the camera.
Oh, thank you.
You have to throw away your shame.
It's no good if you're embarrassed.
Nagisa left behind a legend last time.
Oh, that's right.
She didn't break it and just took the shape of her face.
Please do your best not to do that.
I'll start after Leo breaks one.
Let's do that.
Shall we start?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start.
Face rap battle.
Ready, start!
Not at all.
Good. Your face is good.
Your face is good.
You can do it.
Red! Red, you're still holding up and you're done?
You're still holding up and you're done?
What are you doing?
Start!
Not yet! Not yet!
Not yet!
You got it! You got it!
Wow!
It's going to be like BAM!
But I broke it a little and then...
That's right, you started it.
I broke it.
That's terrible!
It's scary!
It's scary, isn't it? To be hit like that.
I honestly don't know what's going on.
What's going on in front of the camera?
I don't know.
I want to see your face, but I can't see your face.
It's terrible.
But you won this time as well.
As expected.
You were born to do your best.
That's right.
You might be a genius or a talent.
How was it, Reiwa?
I really can't break it.
You really can't break it, can you?
It's weird, isn't it, Mighty?
I think I can break it.
Can you break this one?
There's one left, isn't there?
Mighty, can you really not break one?
Can you not break it?
I'll do it.
Can you not break it?
She broke it!
Your face is amazing!
It's like a locker room.
BAM! BAM!
It's scary!
But you broke it in an instant with a different speed.
As expected of you, Reiwa!
And with that, this is the victory of Ayami's guardian team!
We did it!
As expected of you, Reiwa!
You have to learn from them.
I want to do it again.
You want to do it again?
No matter what happens, don't wait for me!
This is a good relationship.
Let's fight here again!
That's right.
Let's move on to the next match.
The next match is...
Face-off match!
Let's do it!
Now, Mighty Rude, please explain.
Yes, in this match...
The one who can do Higashi-san's face-off better will win.
My face-off...
Yes, and the time limit is one minute...
and Higashi-san will be the judge.
Whichever is faster will be the judge.
Because we're watching you the most.
Yes, that's right.
Now, who will challenge?
Oh, there it is!
Oh, it's Ayami's guardian team.
Now...
What do you think of Ayami?
She's good.
Ayami is really...
Ayami is good!
I drew it last time.
She drew my face last time and it was good.
It's a special face but...
So Higashi has a special face?
No, no.
So all of your faces are special?
Yes.
Why?
You look like you just came back from the city.
It's like...
The shape is...
It's too realistic.
It's a weird shape.
I see.
But that's art too.
It might be part of the point.
Draw it as you like.
The time limit is one minute.
Which face do you like, Higashi?
Which one is good?
For me...
A straight face is good, Higashi.
Then let's go with a straight face.
Higashi, you have two faces.
Two faces?
Yes, yes.
Do you want a two-stage straight face?
Let's start with the first straight face.
A normal straight face.
This is the second straight face.
Do you want me to draw it?
Yes.
A straight face in a straight face.
That's pathetic.
Let's go with this.
Pathetic?
What's with that pathetic voice?
It's a girl's voice.
It's a pathetic voice.
Can you say that?
That ear?
I want you to believe it's that ear.
It's that ear.
Can you draw it for me?
Let's go with this.
The time limit is one minute.
Let's go.
Ready, set, go!
That's a serious straight face.
It's this one!
It's funny when you watch it on the monitor.
The first stage...
This is...
The first...
The second stage...
This is the second stage.
The second stage...
This is the second stage.
Let's go back to the first stage for a moment.
This is the first stage.
What about the second stage?
Time is almost up. 30 seconds left.
It's really good.
Time is almost up.
10 seconds left.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time is up!
I'm looking forward to it.
Your teamwork is really good.
Let's see Aipi's.
Aipi, open!
Thank you so much!
You're so kind! Thank you!
I'm happy!
It's like an old girl manga.
You're such a cool and handsome guy.
This is good!
This one is also amazing.
The deformation is too much.
Is it too beautiful?
Let's go with this one.
Open!
It's similar. It's good.
The shape is not weird at all.
The eyes are sparkling.
It's drawn well.
Wow, which one is it?
Only Oiga can decide.
The outline is like me.
The outline is like this.
The outline is like me.
It's not too masculine.
It's not too masculine at all.
Can I have three minutes?
You don't need it.
You don't need three minutes.
Let's go with this one.
Both are good.
I'm sorry.
I'm wearing this right now.
Take it off and wear it!
Stop it!
You should wear it.
Wear mine instead.
That's not the point.
What's wrong with you?
Why do you like it so much?
You have a lot of it.
You gave me a lot of it last year.
It's a good match.
Was it hard for you to draw my face?
It was easy for me.
It was easy for me to draw your face.
Which part was hard for you?
Eyebrows and eye shape were easy for me.
It was easy for me to draw.
That's good.
It was easy for you to draw.
Did I have a weird face?
No, you didn't.
You didn't care about it.
Has anyone told you that I have a pathetic face?
Do you remember it?
Well, this is the second consecutive win. Ayumi's guardian team is amazing.
We have to do our best.
Really.
We have to do our best.
Let's do our best next time.
Let's move on to the next game.
What's in your mouth?
Now, Mighty Rune, please explain.
Yes, in this confrontation, you can hide your eyes and put a certain food in your mouth, so you have to guess what it is.
I see.
This is also a one-on-one battle between representatives.
All right.
Who will go first?
Me!
Right?
Anji and Wakanyan.
Now, please put on eye masks.
Please put on eye masks.
Are you confident you can guess what it is?
I thought I had to eat it myself.
Oh, that's right.
Someone will guess what it is.
Yes, so I was wondering if it would be okay.
What are you talking about?
That's the standard.
If you let me eat it alone, it's okay.
I don't know why you say that.
But I really like rice.
Wakanyan, you like rice?
I love eating it.
Oh, I see.
What do you like about rice?
White rice?
You like white rice.
But white rice probably doesn't come out.
Now, let's see what you will eat.
Here we go.
Please eat this.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
I think I know what it is.
Smell it.
This is it.
What is it?
I don't like it.
Is it okay?
If you eat something like this, it's dangerous.
Really?
Is it dangerous?
It's really dangerous.
Be careful.
What is it?
Be careful.
What is it?
It's a painkiller.
A painkiller?
It may not be something that many people eat.
I see.
Maybe you don't like it very much.
Then, let her eat it.
Let me and Aika eat it.
Where should I open my mouth?
Anywhere you like.
Don't eat your chin.
Open your mouth.
Huh?
Punishment?
Even though you like food so much.
But I get it.
I hate it so much that I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't like something that I don't like.
I can't accept it.
This is the only thing I don't like.
Where should I look?
You can look over there.
You can have a refill.
Anjou, you can have a refill.
Anjou, you can say you want a refill.
Wakanen, are you okay?
Wakanen, can you swallow it?
Is it red?
Wakanen, will you spit it out?
I won't eat it.
I won't do anything.
I will put it in my mouth.
I will end my life as it is.
You can't do that.
I will sing and dance as it is.
Anjou is worried.
It might be difficult.
What is this?
Is it arranged?
I don't think I will eat it as it is.
Is it the same taste as it is now?
Yes, it is.
Is it cooked?
Is it vegetables?
I can't say that much.
It will guide you.
Is it cooked?
It is cooked.
I don't know if it is cooked.
Is it chopped?
It is chopped.
It doesn't come out of a plate.
Do you know?
I don't know.
It depends on people's cooking methods.
It might be different.
Can I smell it?
Do you want to smell it?
Let her smell it.
She doesn't know at all.
Which one is good?
Her nose is fixed.
That's it.
I don't know.
You don't want to smell it?
You don't know?
Why do you smell it?
Okay, I will do it.
Let's say it together.
One, two...
Okra!
Wait!
Let's say it one by one.
Which one is it?
Anjou?
Mapo tofu.
What?
Are you serious?
I mean, each family has a different taste.
Isn't it the same?
You put in natto.
This is terrible.
The problem is wakanyan, right?
Okra!
Okra?
She said okra!
Masa said...
Mogura!
She said mogura!
No matter how many times you say it...
I always say it!
I say it more!
No, no...
Okra?
Okra...
So...
Do you want me to say it one more time?
Or do you want me to give you another chance?
They're both wrong!
What?
They're wrong?
Totally wrong!
Was it mozuku again?
Okra?
Okra...
Wakanyan, can you say it one more time?
It might not be that far...
Wakanyan...
Wakanyan, can you say it one more time?
No, but...
Wakanyan, no...
Why does it smell like this?
Eh? What is it?
The smell is so heavy!
Wait...
Both feet...
Even if it smells like this, it's poisonous?
The four of you...
Have you ever fought with this?
I have...
You have?
But you have...
Leo, you have it too?
No, I don't...
You don't...
Ah! I know!
Don't hold your chin down so violently!
I know!
You know?
Oh! Um...
Before you eat it...
It's not like this!
What is it?
Are you talking about Dorian?
Isn't it definitely rice-based?
What are you doing?
You eat it twice or four times and answer it twice.
Where are you going?
Stay in the middle!
You guys!
I'm going!
Tell me the answer!
This is your last chance!
I'm going!
One, two...
Sugarcane!
There's no way it's sugarcane!
What about you, Otonio?
Bubble gum!
That's enough of this!
This is enough!
Zero is over!
Your mouth is dead, Kibira!
Kibira's mouth is dead!
Both of you are wrong!
What is this?
Please take off your eye masks and look at it.
What is this?
It's bright.
What did you say?!
Well, well, well...
Don't you know?
It's not mapo tofu!
There's no way this is mapo tofu!
I still can't believe this is mapo tofu!
It's different! The taste is completely different!
Do you know what this is?
Nameko!
Ah, that's right!
The answer is nameko.
Mushrooms are not allowed.
Ah, is that so?
Nameko are this small.
I've never eaten it, so I don't know.
If you say mushrooms are not allowed, you should say mushrooms.
That's true.
It was difficult.
Is that it?
Go back!
Go back, Kibira!
Kibira, go back!
You were in the middle of doing something.
Go back, Kibira!
Both of you are wrong!
It's bright!
Make sure you answer properly!
I don't know about nameko.
Huh? It's getting exciting!
That's not it! It's getting exciting!
It's getting exciting!
It's like everyone is taking a break.
You were stretching a little.
We were stretching a little.
The four of you were doing it.
You were stretching a little.
Both of you are wrong.
Are you ready for the next game?
The next game is...
No reaction acting battle!
Alright!
Let's do it!
Mighty, please explain it.
Yes!
From now on, it's team battle!
This battle is between the three of you.
One of you will be acting.
The other team will guess who it is.
Yes!
Let's see which team will go first.
The one who guesses and the one who does it will go first.
Let's start with the team who guessed first.
You will be eating wasabi sushi.
Only one of you will be eating sushi with a lot of wasabi in it.
Everyone here will guess who ate it.
Leave it to me.
There's one here.
There's four of them.
Let's see how much wasabi is in it.
We have to see how much wasabi is in it.
It's as much as the VTR we ate last time.
Everyone, please use it wisely.
Today's wasabi might be different.
Let's see how much wasabi is in it.
I'm scared of raw sushi like this.
It's okay. If you eat it now, you won't be able to eat it later.
Really?
Let's see how much wasabi is in it.
Is it okay?
I'll eat it now.
I think it's about that much.
It's common sense.
Let's eat it now.
Scream!
I heard a scream.
There's one here!
It's an ambulance.
It's a trash can.
There's no such thing as a trash can, right?
There's no such thing as a trash can.
It's not a trash can.
There's no such thing as a trash can.
We have no choice but to pour it in.
This is bad.
This is how much one person can eat.
I'll leave it up to you whether you'll endure it or not.
I hope you'll do your best.
Please turn around.
Please come forward.
It's in the middle.
Please change it and eat it.
This is amazing.
I've done it with my friends.
What kind of game is it?
It's very addictive.
I don't know much about it.
I don't know at all.
Let's exchange words with sushi.
Everyone's standing position is also for the three of you.
Let's exchange it.
You eat it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And you serve it to the chef.
You all held it, didn't you?
Now...
Idols and Otaku teams, please face forward.
Yes.
Now, your facial expressions...
Yes, the forest, smell...
Hide it.
Now, all three of you, please eat it.
Yes, thank you for the food.
Look at it and observe it.
This is bad.
Who is it?
One of them has left.
Well, two of them are still here.
Two of them have completely left.
They are completely in their sleeves.
They are drinking water in their sleeves.
Which type is it? Everyone is acting.
That's right.
We don't know if it's acting or not.
There is a possibility that it's acting.
They are drinking water in their sleeves.
You can't tell it's an idol.
This is amazing.
I can't tell.
You can't tell?
I really can't tell.
Yes, I know.
Is it okay now?
I can do it.
Can you three come here and discuss it with me?
Idols and Otaku teams.
This is amazing.
One of them ate a lot.
They have acting skills.
This is amazing.
One of them is making the worst face.
But you don't know, do you?
I think it's really difficult.
They have been discussing for a long time.
It's hard for them to discuss for such a long time.
You said you understood.
But you two are not convincing at all.
You two are different.
That's what you are saying.
Don't look at me like that.
Okay.
Did you get the answer?
Yes.
Idols and Otaku teams, please give us the answer.
One, two...
Ayami!
Okay, Ayami.
Who was the answer?
Please raise your hand.
One, two...
Amazing! Amazing, Mai-chan! You did it!
Don't come over here!
Huh? Not at all?
Mai-chan is a liar, so...
She's a liar!
I'm surprised! I'm surprised! I'm surprised!
She got the last name of her friend!
That's why Mai-chan's name didn't come up.
Oh, no one suspected it anymore?
Anjika Ayami-chan.
Huh?
Scary?
It's really strong!
I can't stop crying.
That's too much.
I wasn't crying.
That's too much, right?
That's too much.
That's why I thought you were acting too seriously.
Choose a word!
You're talking nonsense.
Choose a word!
You're acting too seriously.
You can't say that yourself. That's serious acting.
You can't do it yourself.
Was it serious?
It was serious.
It was serious. It was really good.
But was it good, Ayami-chan?
The spicy acting.
It made me shake.
Really?
Your hands were shaking!
It shook your hands.
Was it good?
That's right!
But you were fighting, right?
That's right!
I was trying to convince her.
You were like, "Dang!"
Follow me!
You were doing something like that.
Yes.
When I looked back at you, you were like "Who's this idiot?"
Who's this idiot?
You ran after me.
Okay, so...
Shall we switch places and do it?
Yes!
The idol and band team will form a band.
Next!
The next item is...
Spicy cream puffs, right?
Yes!
These are extremely spicy cream puffs.
I don't know how spicy they are.
These are really spicy.
There's a lot in there.
Was it spicy?
It was spicy.
But...
Higashi, you can eat it.
I'm sorry.
You can eat it.
Higashi-san.
What is it?
My new product is prohibited.
Really?
What is it?
Is it spicy because it's spicy cream?
Hey!
I'm telling you!
You don't know, do you?
Just say it, will you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on!
Whoa! Whoa!
This is weird! It's coming out of my butt! This is weird! It's overflowing!
No, Higashi, you should dip it. Dip it! Dip it! It's not in there!
If it's not in there, you should all dip it! It's meaningless! It's meaningless!
It's dirty, Higashi. No, I'll wash it anyway. You say it's dirty.
Whoa, I really don't like this!
- Okay, let's do it. - I'll do it!
Whoa, I'm scared!
- I'm scared! - I'll do it!
Konaka! Konaka!
This is really amazing!
Amazing!
You really did your best!
I don't think you can handle this.
Everyone in this team, please take off your clothes.
It's in the middle, so you can put it back in.
Who?
I see.
That's right.
If it's spilling, dip it.
Shall we dip it?
She dipped it.
Let's dip it.
The dipping is complete.
Okay, you three, please face forward.
Hide it!
Look at it where you want to look.
Okay, let's go.
Please eat it!
Wakanya, what are you doing?
Wakanya, your teeth are broken.
Wakanya, you look like a grandma.
Wakanya, your teeth are broken?
Wow, your sister is very active.
This is good!
She has a habit of expressing herself in a big way.
In a big way?
That's supposed to come from Himoto.
Okanyan is ok.
Leon is ok.
But...
I understand a little.
You understand?
Please go back a little.
Please talk to each other, guardians.
That's good.
But you were good, weren't you?
How was it?
It's spicy.
Oh, you're already vomiting?
Oh, I see!
Okay, guardians of Ayumi...
Oh, team!
Who ate it? Please announce it!
One, two...
Leon!
Okay, then...
Please answer!
I ate it.
She ate it!
This is...
This is bad.
This is not good!
What are you doing?!
Um...
These two are liars.
Wow!
They're all liars today!
Why are you all liars?
I'm not a liar.
I'm an honest person.
I see, you're not a liar.
You're honest.
At first, I wanted to eat it with a smile.
But you two...
You two were eating it.
It's embarrassing!
You two were acting really bad!
And you were eating it!
That's not funny!
Scary, scary!
You're doing it right!
But as an idol, you have to eat it with a smile!
But the food was amazing!
Everyone was amazing!
It was good!
It was amazing!
But it was really spicy, wasn't it?
It was spicy, but it was pretty good.
But Higashi-san, you were pretty good, weren't you?
No, I was terrible, terrible!
I think you were a little exaggerated.
You're saying I was exaggerating?
No, I wasn't exaggerating!
I'm not lying!
No, you weren't exaggerating!
As an idol, you have to eat it with a smile!
But you were exaggerating, weren't you?
I was exaggerating, but it's funny!
You're always lying today!
Really?
What's with you today?
Anyway, Ayami's guardian team wins!
That's 3 points!
But...
What are you going to do?
We can't win anymore, can we?
No, no!
If we win next time...
Can you give me 10 points per person?
10 points per person?!
10 points per person, 30 points per person...
What do you mean?
Next time, I want you to give me higher points.
I'm putting it here, so you can't see it.
Higashi-san, please.
Isn't that the only thing you can do?
I can do it.
It was spicy and I couldn't swallow it.
I couldn't swallow it.
Is that okay with you?
Yes, but...
Is it okay?
It depends on this team.
Is it okay?
Ayami, are you okay?
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Is there anything you want me to do?
If you request it...
If you do it, it's fine with me.
Wakanyan-san...
Can you say something to me?
That's it! That's it!
You like it, don't you?
Let's remove the red one. It's in the way.
You two want to see it, don't you?
It's not good.
But we're already losing. We have the right.
Please say something.
Okay, now...
From the beginning.
What?
13 years old?
Yes.
13 years old?
Yes, 13 years old.
How old are women allowed to get married?
16 years old.
16 years old?
Yes.
Then, in 3 years...
I'm 20 years old now...
Let's get married at 23 and 16.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Wow! She promised! She promised!
Really?
Is it okay?
It's in the video!
Yes!
It's a promise!
I'm scared!
Let's go get it later!
I'm scared!
Is it okay?
Yes!
It's okay.
Were you happy just now?
Yes.
Really?
Were you happy just now?
Yes!
That's weird!
It's weird for you to be happy!
Is there something else?
I'm scared!
You were happy.
Then it's okay, right?
Okay!
Let's dance!
You have something like that, don't you?
Yes!
The fire...
Of course!
The fire was pretty strong!
It was on fire!
But it's scary!
It was on fire!
It was really scary!
Then, the team that won last will win!
That's right!
Then, let's go for the last match!
NMB48 Intro Dance!
Maiti, please explain the rules!
Yes!
This is a song by NMB48.
The team that does the intro dance and gets 5 questions right first will win!
5 questions first, okay?
Yes!
Then, let's stand in a row in the back.
Maiti, is your knee okay?
Oh, it's heavy!
My leg hurts!
Yes, last time your leg hurt!
That's right!
Is it okay now?
Maybe!
You're scary!
Then, if we lose like this, the old men will be punished!
That's right!
- Well, well, well... - At that time, at that time...
- You're too high up!
You guys are full of scruples!
- Stop! Go back to the back. - Yes, go back to the back.
- I'm sorry. People who pressed the button will answer. - Yes.
By the way, Ayami was practicing for the intro today.
- The intro? - You were practicing for the intro?
- I posted it on social media, that video. - Oh, really?
That's nice. Wow. Can you do it?
- Yeah. - It's easy, isn't it?
- But that feeling... - I can do it.
- You were so humble and passionate. - I can do it.
- Can you do it? - I'll run, so it's okay.
- How about you, Leo? - Not at all.
- Can you do it? - With spirit.
- With spirit! - With spirit.
- With spirit! - With this kind of spirit...
- Can you do it with spirit? - Intro is about spirit.
I hope you can do it with this kind of spirit.
- Well, let's go! - Yes!
- Well, let's go! - Let's go!
Let's listen to the first song.
ENENBI "INTRO DUN"!
What is this?
Anjou!
Let's go, let's go.
Nagisa-san said this during her concert.
No, no, no!
It's not an outline, it's a song title.
Let's go!
"Doudemo Ii Hito Kamen"!
Correct!
Wow, you got it!
Wow!
You barely got it!
You did it!
While dancing!
I didn't know that!
Wow!
You got it!
You got something!
Wow!
If you do it while dancing...
Should we dance?
This strategy is good.
"Ganbatte"!
Let's do our best!
"Ganbatte"!
Let's do our best!
Let's go!
Second song!
ENENBI "INTRO DUN"!
You got it!
That was close!
Pink!
Pink! Pink!
Pink!
Correct!
Wow!
That was fast!
You were relaxed.
You ran in front of me.
I was really worried about that.
If you do it again, you'll be disqualified.
I'll be careful!
Alright!
Can I take off my shoes?
If you say "run", can you take them off?
I'll do it!
I can do it if I take off my shoes.
What is that?
You always say "shoes".
Sneaker!
Can you wear sneakers?
What is this?
My heels are a little...
Your heels are a little...
If you can't participate in that, it's fine.
Ayami was really fast.
She was fast.
Let's do it a little faster.
Let's do it with the momentum of our seniors.
Can you clap your hands a little more?
I see!
In the middle!
Let's split up in the center!
Let's split up in the center of the team!
Let's split up in the center!
Let's split up in the center of the team!
Let's split up in the center!
Did you say "go" just now?
It's a one-on-one battle now.
Let's go with the third song.
NMB Intro Dance!
That's why you slipped! You're slipping!
You forgot you took off your shoes and you're slipping!
What are you doing?
Your shoes are slipping!
I'm worried!
You shouldn't do that!
What are you doing?
No, no, no!
No, no!
No, no, no!
No, no!
What are you doing?
Yes!
Go ahead!
Delusion Girlfriend!
Correct!
Grip! She put on a grip!
How much do you want to win?
Be careful!
Will your feet turn black?
If we step on you, you'll turn black.
Your heels and your feet...
Everyone, stay away!
Stay away for Aiki!
Be careful!
Stay away!
Be careful! It's scary!
Let's go to the fourth song!
ENEMY! INTRO!
Don!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
This part is scary too!
- Anju? Who was it? - Anju!
- Yabanno Soft Cream. - Correct!
Wow! Correct!
Incorrect!
That's bad too, being incorrect in the middle like that.
- That's bad. - Thank you for saying that. - Correct!
- That's bad. - Thank you for saying that.
What does she know?
Wearing it and taking it off and wearing it and taking it off.
- I'm sorry. - I can't leave her alone. She's scary.
- She's a genius. - You should wear it. - I should wear it.
- You shouldn't be naked. - I'm scared of being naked.
- Everyone is scared of you. - There's a lot of fear.
- Everyone is scared of you. - Everyone is scared of you.
- Idols and Otakus, let's do our best! - We'll do our best! We'll win!
Let's go! The fifth song!
NMB! INTRO! DON!
Aipi? Aipi? But Aipi... Ayami was faster!
Oh! Ayami?!
Go ahead, Ayami!
Tetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujou
Correct!
Leo, you're not saying you know it, you're just slow.
I'm slow.
You're slow?
Do you know the song?
I know it.
Do you know it?
"Honest" is a song you've done before.
It's a little...
It's a little before.
I didn't say it's that much before.
It's just a little.
Why is Ivy coming up first?
Ivy, push her!
Just a little.
Let's give Leo a chance.
I can do it.
Cut it out.
A little further back.
You're going too far.
That's it.
That's about it.
Ivy is out of reach.
If you get this right, you win.
Let's do our best.
Let's go.
The sixth song.
ENEMY.
Intro.
Go!
Leo said it.
Let's go.
How many times do we have to go?
Let's go.
Leo, let's go.
Leo, go!
Look behind you.
She's waiting for you.
OK.
"I LOVE BUTAMAN".
That's wrong!
Why "I love"?
"I love butaman"?
That's not right.
OK, Ivy.
Are you ready?
Is it "I"?
5 minutes before you started!
Hurry up and answer! We don't have much time!
Okay, let's go, Wakana!
Can I?
Yes, you can!
Correct!
What a service!
So kind!
I love you!
That heart is not troubled at all!
You bad girls!
You guys are so random!
"I love you" and "not troubled at all"
You old man, you can't fool me like that!
Scary!
That was a service!
Okay, we're not done yet!
What are you doing?
I'm a little drunk here!
So detailed!
Okay, let's go!
The seventh song!
Okay, let's go!
Okay, then!
"intro" by NMB!
Go, go, go!
That's a good match!
Let's go with the 8th song!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
That's good!
That's not like you!
That's correct!
That's great!
Thanks to you, we won!
We won everything!
What's with that cute smile?
Are you happy?
Good, good.
What is this team doing?
Don't do that! It's scary!
It's over!
It's not over yet!
Scary! Scary!
Scary!
That's the hand of a BV man!
Be strict and gentle!
It's like that for others!
Stop it! Get along with each other!
It can't be helped!
It's an emergency!
It can't be helped!
Senpai is a little...
Stop it!
She's changed!
Let's stop it!
So,
the team that lost,
the idol and otaku team,
is...
Gomupatchin!
Gomupatchin?
It's Gomupatchin.
Last time it was Harisen.
We changed it this time.
Nagisa-san didn't break it.
Nagisa-chan broke it,
so it's gone now.
Nagisa, what are you doing?
Come over here and eat it.
I'll eat it?
I'll have one of these.
Your face is your life.
You lost, so it can't be helped.
Really?
Can you stand at an angle?
Let's start with Wakanyan.
Really?
Wait!
It's a punishment game.
She doesn't know how to control herself.
It can't be helped.
She's the one who's pulling it.
Can you stand at an angle?
If you move, you lose.
Why don't you move?
Stay still.
Stay still here.
You can stay still, right?
Okay, pull her.
What are you doing?
Stay still.
Stay still, please.
Okay, let's go.
Our punishment game, start!
Hands off.
Shibai, you're bad.
This is so fun!
It's fun, right?
It's fun for everyone.
You're saying bad things.
It's better if you get caught.
It's fine.
You look tired.
It hurts!
It still hurts, right?
Yes.
Then...
Yes, me and...
It's better for you to eat the cat properly.
Yes, you have to eat it properly or it'll hurt.
But since it's Mai-chan, I'm happy.
Oh, you're happy?
Why? Is that so?
Is it because of her?
No, it's because she likes me.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, then it's fine.
It's your reward.
Then pull more.
Stop it, stop it.
But really...
I'm really scared.
Just for Ai's part.
That's right.
Leave it to me.
Just pull for the part you like.
I'm scared.
What is this?
It's impossible with such a sweet bite.
I have to run.
I'm scared.
Yes, move back a little bit.
Bite more, bite more.
Bite deeper.
It hurts!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
That's no good.
I'm scared!
Move back a little bit.
Wait, wait.
Bite deeper.
What is she doing?
What are you doing all day today?
Listen to me.
Put that in.
I can do it.
Put it in.
Move back!
Her start was so close.
Move back!
Ah!
That's enough!
Bite deeper!
You don't have time.
You're pushing me.
I'm pushing you. You're too bad.
Add more. Don't let go of me.
Stop.
Don't move.
Do you want more?
Do you want more gut?
I won't let you go.
I can't do anything about it.
Can you do it? It's the last one.
You can't let go.
Let's go.
Straight to the mic.
Did it hurt?
No.
It didn't hurt?
I lied and said it hurt.
It hurts.
What's with you?
Go home!
Go away!
I don't like you anymore!
This is bad.
I'm scared!
I'm sad for someone I like like this.
I'm begging you!
Let's do it one last time!
I'm begging you!
I'm scared.
You don't have a voice anymore.
I'm sorry, Reio.
It's my fault.
I'm really sorry.
But Ayami is nice.
I know, right?
I'm scared of your smile.
I know, right?
I'm scared of your smile.
Let's do it one last time!
I didn't hit you.
You said you hit me!
Wait a minute!
You said you didn't hit me!
That's it for the fifth match!
Now, Mighty, please explain the rules!
Yes! In this corner, based on the survey conducted by the audience at the venue,
today's NME members six people are lined up in a ranking!
I would like the members to guess what ranking it is and guess it!
Yes! And for those who are correct,
we will give you this program-specific Double East Cambodia!
Anji and Ayumi-chan are thinking about it, but I'm sure Wakkanyan wants it!
You want it? You really want it?
Your thumb is injured, your thumb is injured.
Is it true?
Now, first of all, I would like to announce it from the ranking.
First place, Mighty!
Thank you very much.
It's still first place.
Next, second place, Aipi!
It hasn't changed.
Aika is second place.
Next, Wakkanyan!
It hasn't changed!
Wakkanyan is sixth place.
Please line up in this order.
This is the ranking quiz.
We will show you the answers.
Please turn around.
What is it?
This is the current ranking.
What is it?
This is it.
Please answer.
I think it's Joey and Kai.
Please turn around.
Please guess what it is.
This is difficult.
Mighty is first place.
Anju is last place.
Anju is first place?
Joey is third place?
Joey is very...
Everyone is first place.
The other three have similar images.
It's an image.
You can say anything you can think of.
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine.
"Liar" ranking.
"Liar" ranking?
I want you to get it right.
Looks strong.
That's not it.
But it's fine.
"Laughable" ranking.
That's not it.
That's a good ranking.
But it's not it.
Looks strong.
That's not it.
"Bad personality" ranking.
That's good.
Thank you.
You're sixth place.
I'm sixth place.
That's not it.
How can we give you a hint?
Do you go together?
Do you go here?
Men are sweet.
- What is this? - Where is it?
- It's like "Jossy" - Ah! Yes!
Yes, Wakanyan.
Long-time washing-up ranking.
Ah! But it's not! Well, well, well!
- Eh? - That area...
- It's not? - It's not, but...
- It's that type of thing, right? - Yes!
- That type of thing... - Yes, Wakanyan, you're going!
- Good, Wakanyan, you're going! - Good, Wakanyan, you're going!
- Long-time makeup ranking. - Ah, it's not!
- Yes! - Yes, Maiki.
- Public toilet. - What? What?
- Public...
- What? What? What?
- Public toilet... - Public toilet...
No, that's not it.
- IP - Taking a bath for a long time.
- That's not it. - A long-term thing.
- It's common for girls.
- Anjou. - Picking up girls.
- Nope. - So?
- I guess it's something like that. - Yes.
- Always. - Always.
- That's it for girls. - Always.
- Like, "Hey, it's on." - Leo.
- Dressing room. - Dressing room.
Dressing room.
You're trying it on and buying it right away.
You're trying it on and buying it without even looking in the mirror.
It's different.
It's been there for a long time.
Wakania!
I'm going to stick with it just by drinking it at the family restaurant.
Wow!
You got it with a pinpoint.
Wow!
Yay!
This is a yes or no.
Wow! With a pinpoint.
You're going to stick with it!
With a pinpoint.
You're going to stick with it!
Stop it!
I'm going to order the main dish as well.
The main dish.
You're going to order the main dish? Really?
You're going to stick with it or not?
You're going to do it, right?
Not at all.
Really?
I'm not going to do it.
You four look like you can do it.
I'm the one who's going to stick with it the most.
Really?
I'm not going to do it.
You're the type of person who goes out early and comes back as soon as you eat.
Ayami, do you go out now?
I do go out, but I only eat.
That's good.
You don't go out that much.
It's not like that anymore.
That's right.
Mighty is number one.
Those who gain don't have eyes.
That's right.
You talk for a long time.
There are a lot of Kansai people who like cheap things.
It says you don't look like you have a lot of money.
You don't have money?
Well, you're right.
Everyone doesn't have money.
Everyone doesn't.
Now, since Wakanyan is correct, I'll give you this badge.
You said you wanted it.
Yes, you said you wanted it.
Mine and Mighty's.
Which one?
Yes.
Which one is it?
Which one is it only?
Sleepy.
This is always creepy.
I was afraid of opening my mouth.
What do you mean you were afraid of opening your mouth?
What kind of reason is that?
I'm happy.
I'm excited.
To the NMB fan's office.
I'm excited.
Well, let's do one more.
Yes.
Well, I will announce the ranking, so please do it.
Yes.
Well, first of all, first place, IP.
What is it?
IP is first place.
There is always a queen.
Next, second place, Mighty.
Yes.
And third place, Anju.
Yes.
And fourth place, Wakanyan.
Yes.
And fifth place, Ayami.
Yes.
And sixth place is Leo.
What is it?
Well, this is the ranking.
Well, I will show it to the audience, so please turn around.
Yes.
Well, the correct answer is this.
Ah, I see.
You only get first place for this kind of thing.
It might be a good thing.
Now, please look forward.
Now, please make a prediction.
Yes, Aiki.
Cute.
Yes, it's wrong.
It's first place, but it's different.
Now, say it.
Rankings that make juniors scared.
Rankings that make you scared.
First place.
Don't lose it.
First place, huh?
If it was real money, it'd be bad.
Well, in the previous corner, it was scary.
At first, Aiki was really scared of me.
Ah, I see.
She only looked at me.
Ah, you don't talk much.
I don't talk at all.
You're really kind.
I'm very kind.
You're kind, right?
Yes, I'm very kind.
I'm sorry.
You're very kind.
It's wrong.
Rankings that make Aika first place are...
Rankings that make Aipi first place are a good hint.
It might be a big hint.
It might be a bad hint.
I won't say it's bad.
Well...
Yes!
I think I'll believe in your fortune-telling.
Ah, it's wrong.
It's wrong.
Yes!
Yes, Anjou.
I'm particular about something.
Ah, it's wrong.
Yes, Mighty.
I'm proud of you.
It's wrong.
It's not a good thing.
It's a bad thing.
For yourself.
Ah, yes.
For myself...
Well, yes.
For myself, it's like that.
Well, well...
Yes!
Yes, Mighty!
I think the world revolves around me.
Is it correct?
It's only first place, though.
I think so.
My world revolves around my sister.
Ah, revolves around your sister.
Is that so?
My sister is everything in my life.
Yes!
Anjou, you're talking!
Anjou!
You're talking!
Anjou!
You were talking about something really nice!
Anjou, you were talking about something really nice!
You were talking about something really nice!
It's first place!
It's correct! It's first place!
You're really good!
It's wrong. This ranking is wrong.
It's private.
How should I say it?
It's wrong.
When you say something to yourself, you get really angry.
What kind of survey was that?
It's wrong!
It's difficult.
It's wrong.
Someone who doesn't listen to me at all.
It's not a ranking.
It's private.
Bag!
A big bag.
It's wrong!
A bag with a character.
It's wrong!
The inside of the bag looks dirty.
It just looks dirty.
But I really don't like it when my bag is full of stuff.
It's pretty clean.
I put my things in and out of my bag, but there's a lot of stuff in there.
A lot of stuff.
From everyone's point of view, is AIKO dirty?
Dirty!
My boss just said "no"
AIKO is actually pretty clean.
I was wondering if she was dirty at first.
AIKO's entrance is the worst.
It's really clean.
So it's not like AIKO.
Who's bag is dirty?
MAI-chan's.
It's me.
Oh, HABANCO.
I put my contact lenses in my bag.
You put your contact lenses in your bag?
I put my contact lenses in my bag.
Wow, I don't like that.
I put my drink bottles in my bag.
Wow!
I don't throw them away.
It's like a bag and a trash can.
Maybe it's like that.
I don't really care about it.
Please clean it up.
Am I first?
First place is AIKO, who looks like she's about to crash.
Is that so?
Excuse me.
It's only in appearance.
The fans will have different opinions.
If you say that.
I'll think about how to get involved.
It's okay, they'll support you.
So, the winner is AYUMI!
Yes!
Good luck with your present!
This is me, and this is OHIGASHI.
What are you drawing?
Which one do you like?
This one.
Why?!
Seriously!
Why?!
What did I do?!
Tell me what I did!
I'm scared you'll donate a lot.
Donate?
I'm kind, you know.
I'm scared you'll donate a lot.
So, that was the quiz ENEMY RANKING chosen by the audience!
So, AYUMI, please play the music video!
Yes!
So, please watch the music video of LNV48's 28th single "NAGISA SAIKOU" here!
Here you go!
Yes!
Stand in line, stand in line, stand in line.
Let's go!
Let's make Mr. Ohiga happy!
Chest muscle situation!
Let's go!
You don't have to look at the camera like that!
This segment is where we ask Ohigashi-san for a heart attack and get healed!
The member who makes Ohigashi-san's heart attack the most will receive a double Ohigashi-san badge!
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm the only one left, so I'm gone!
I don't know if I was judged to be the same as Naino, but I'm gone!
I think there's a badge in the back.
So, this segment is where we ask Ohigashi-san for a heart attack and get healed!
This segment is where we ask Ohigashi-san for a heart attack and get healed!
We're going to ask Ohigashi-san for a heart attack and get healed!
What kind of heart attack?
Shall we start?
Who wants to go first?
I'll go!
Mighty or Kamahe?
Mighty will go first!
OK?
Can you do it?
What should I do?
It doesn't matter if you're in the dressing room or something like that.
I'll stand in the dressing room.
You're not going to stand in the dressing room?
You're suspicious!
Let's invite her in! Mighty, please!
Excuse me!
Ohigashi-san, can I ask you for a favor?
What kind of favor?
I want to be more interesting.
After Shibuya Nagisa graduated and the comedy industry disappeared,
I want to be more interesting like Ohigashi-san.
I'm happy.
Naruheso.
Are you serious? Are you serious about it?
But you're an idol.
You're a comedian, so you don't have to be funny like us, do you?
No, but I can't survive without comedy in N.A. movies.
I see, that's the kind of group you are.
I see, what should I do?
But Ohigashi-san, you like funny people more, don't you?
No, I like humorous people.
I think it's more fun and interesting to watch.
Then, can you make fun of me? I'll say it.
Really? Can you do it?
Yes!
Oh, I see. I'll make fun of you.
Yes!
That's kind of you.
That's a terrible act, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But I'm worried about it.
I'll make a rice gag.
I'll put butter on the bread.
This is a real butter golf.
It looks delicious!
Really?
It looks delicious!
Really?
It was good.
It wasn't funny, but it looked delicious.
Really?
I learned a lot.
Really?
Yes!
Until now, I didn't have the power to deal with it right away.
The more you wait, the more you learn.
Yes!
But when I'm worried about it, we can talk about it together.
So, if you have any problems, can you come to me?
I live in South Hollywood.
Really?
What are you talking about?
Let's go!
Are you stupid?
Let's do it outside of the gas station. Let's do it inside.
Isn't it great?
You two are doing a lot of research.
The environment is great.
Mighty is always good.
This is pretty good.
Let's continue.
You can say what you want to say.
Old man is guessing.
Old man?
Old man is guessing.
Then let's go there.
Yes!
Anjou!
Anjou, let's go!
Anjou seems like she's good at it.
Really?
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Anything is fine.
Anywhere is fine.
Ohigash-san.
Hello.
- Can I say something? - I have something to say.
Yes, what is it?
I don't know much about comedy.
When I joined, I didn't know anything about jokes and jokes at all.
- You didn't know from there? - That's right.
But recently I've been watching comedians' YouTube videos and learning a lot.
I want to show you the results of my studies here.
- I want you to make fun of me. - Really?
- Yes. - Can you show me?
- The other way around. - If I make fun of you, you want me to show you?
- Which one? - Then I'll make fun of you, too.
What?
Okay, first of all.
- Shall we make fun of me first? - Yes, please.
What is this?
- Then, rice joke. - You like rice joke, don't you?
Tsun-tsun, tsun-tsun-tsun, tsun.
This is the real rice joke.
I heard you were going to laugh, but you didn't.
That's funny.
I heard you were going to laugh, but you didn't.
It was funny.
It's pretty funny.
I'll laugh too.
You can?
Yes.
Animal park's...
Flamingo is fluttering.
It's pink and...
It's fast.
It's fast and it's fluttering.
It's funny.
Really?
Let's go as it is.
If you're worried like me, can we talk?
Of course. I'm fine.
Really?
After the marathon or...
If you don't mind...
Can we go eat?
Is it the 43 km?
That's gross!
43kg is too much!
Let's do a marathon later.
That's gross!
Why did I become someone I shouldn't have seen?!
I shouldn't have seen that! I shouldn't have seen that!
Why did I suddenly become someone I shouldn't have seen?!
I shouldn't have seen that!
43kg...
That's great.
That's great, but...
It's a marathon, right?
It's shadowy.
It's good.
This is a good level.
Let's keep going.
Let's choose.
That's good!
Let's go!
That's better!
Ayami, let's go!
She's 13 years old, right?
That's right.
She's 31 years old.
Is it okay for an old man to switch positions?
That's right.
Let's go!
Let's go, Ayami!
Please!
Excuse me!
Go ahead!
Minami, go ahead!
I want to be funny.
Is that so?
But I don't know much about manzai.
If it's okay with you...
I want to practice.
Is it okay for me to be funny?
Okay.
She's funny.
She has a lot of pressure.
She has a lot of pressure today.
She has a lot of pressure.
Okay, I'll be funny.
Yes, please.
Okay, I'll be funny.
I'll be funny.
Huh?
Where is it?
Huh?
Oh!
I didn't know it was this close!
This is the real thing!
It's close!
Confirmation! Confirmation!
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
You've aged a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to ask you more about things, so let's go watch some manzai together next time.
I'm a player, but I...
It might be fresh!
See you!
Bye bye!
Thank you for having us!
I don't know where you are, but...
Thank you for having me!
and "No problem!"
You're going to see a manzai artist and a manzai performer.
There's no such thing as going to see a manzai performer.
It's the first time I've been asked to do this as a middle school student.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
I'm glad you're serious about it.
I'm really glad you're serious about it.
Okay, let's go!
Okay, let's not rush.
Oh! What do you think?
Do you understand?
Yes!
Do you understand?
Can you do it?
Can you do this?
I can do it!
But you were talking about it earlier.
Yes!
I'm really going to do it properly.
Do it seriously!
I'm really going to do it properly.
Do it seriously.
Lastly, Wakani, please!
Konkonkon.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Yes?
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work. Wakani, what's wrong?
Um...
I want to be funny.
That's funny enough.
But I still haven't reached you yet.
How can I be funny?
Oh, well...
Do you watch variety shows on a daily basis?
No, I do watch them.
Oh, you do?
I watch a lot of videos of M-1 winners like Reiwa Roman-san.
Oh, you're going to be funny like that.
You can't do that.
I can't, right?
Oh, you can't.
Unless you're Ohigashi-san.
Oh...
Can you do something funny for me?
This is hell.
I want to be funny.
Why did you say that?
Oh, really?
Yes.
Can you do something funny for me?
Yes, of course!
You're going to be funny like that, right?
Yes!
Oh, you're going to be funny like that, right?
Rice gag.
I knew it!
As human beans, we can't lose to other beans, so we have to work hard and not lose to other beans or soybeans. This is the real human bean.
I love green peas. I really like green peas from Shahan.
Do you like it?
I don't like it that much.
You don't like it?
But let's go eat Chinese food next time!
Okay! Yes! Yay!
What did you write?
Are you done?
What did you write?
I just promised you Chinese food.
Yeah, let's go eat Chinese food.
I know a good Chinese restaurant.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But I'm not sure about "only Mr. Ohigashi".
That's where it all started.
That's a good start.
That's where it all started.
It's special.
Okay, who's going first?
It's Leo, right?
Ah, it's Leo!
It's Leo!
Make sure you stab it hard!
Okay, Leo, please go first!
Konkon.
Go ahead.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work. What's wrong?
I'm not good at talking.
I see.
Yeah.
And I'm not funny either.
No, you're funny enough.
No.
So I want you to teach me how to be funny, Mr. Ohigashi.
Ah, but you're funny enough.
No, you're the only one who's funny.
Oh, I'm the only one?
Yes.
I see.
What should I do?
So please make fun of me.
Wow, that's amazing!
Can't help it.
I know you want me to make fun of you.
You can do it.
I understand.
Go ahead.
Okay.
You're not funny anymore.
English-style comedy.
Wow!
Ah, Thai rice.
Thai rice.
Yeah.
Right?
This is the real thing.
Thai rice in Thai rice.
It's small.
It's not about the size.
What?
It's not about the size.
It's about the size.
It's about the size of the rice.
Thai rice is small.
Yeah.
Thai rice is small.
I think you got it now.
I got it.
I'm making fun of you.
Why don't we go eat rice in a bigger bowl next time?
Not a small rice ball like this, but rice in a bigger bowl.
Okay, let's get together.
Where do you want to get together? You only bring food.
I think food is good.
The rice ball is small. You have to make it bigger.
Make the rice ball like this.
You have to do it like this.
It's slippery five times in a row.
It's slippery there.
I'm going crazy.
I want to hear their reactions.
It's not slippery.
I want to hear their reactions.
Okay, last one.
Last time, you were amazing.
That's right.
You were amazing.
Okay, let's go next.
Ohigashi-san, I was looking for you.
Why were you looking for me?
Why are you alone in a desert like this?
It's a desert! What a world view!
I was looking for you!
It's a desert!
What a world view!
I got lost.
You got lost?
Yes, I got lost.
It's over.
Once you get lost, you're in trouble.
Is it okay for you to come to a desert like this?
I didn't run at all.
You ran through the desert?
Yes.
Why were you in such a hurry?
I wanted to be funny.
You came all the way to the desert?
Yes.
You ran through the desert in a funny way.
I wanted you to tell me how funny you were.
I see.
I'm happy about that.
Can you make fun of me for once?
That's right.
I came all the way to the desert.
Okay.
Take care of her for me.
I'm counting on you.
I'll give you food.
Okay.
This is a good fish.
I'll put you down.
This is a good fish.
This is a real desert.
Desert and desert.
You know, if you go desert and desert, you'll be buried in sand.
That's not realistic.
It's not like that, really.
It's not like that. Desert and desert.
Anyway, let's use it for now.
Yes, I'll use it.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I learned a lot.
That's good. When you go back to Japan, not Japan, when you go back to Osaka...
When you want me to teach you again, I'll go to Minamihorie's house, so please teach me individually.
Um... Minamihorie's first book?
That's not good! That's not good!
That's too much! That's too much!
A little more!
That's too much!
That's not good!
But it's exciting in the end.
It's great.
You're good.
You know it.
It's great.
Okay!
Okay, let's go back.
The six of you have finished.
I'd like you to decide which one made you feel the most emotional.
Have you decided?
I've decided.
Then, please announce it!
Um... this time...
"MIGHTY"!
Yes!
"TOP MATTER"!
Let's say "TOP MATTER"!
That's right!
It's great!
That's the best one, isn't it?
I was invited to eat three times in a row.
It can't be helped.
That's a little...
You like eating.
Yes, I like eating.
It was great!
That's all for "MIGHTY"!
We're happy about it!
This has been "MIGHTY SITUATION"!
Now, it's time for the ending!
Yes!
Lastly, we'd like you to give "MIGHTY" a nickname for the person who was the most active today.
That's right.
Well, there were a lot of people today.
There were a lot of people.
Yes.
There were a lot of people today, too.
Now, let's show off a little.
Let's show off a little.
Yes!
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's a great appeal.
That's true!
The badge of "MIGHTY SITUATION" is quite...
Why are you smiling?
Give me the pink one.
What? You stole it!
What? You stole it! My badge!
I gave it up.
You gave it up? That's not good.
Why did you give it up?
I got it!
You got it? Oh, I see.
I got it!
Okay, who was the most active this time?
The winner this time is...
AIPI!
Please write your nicknames here.
Whether it's good or bad, you did well.
You stood out quite a bit today.
I'm glad.
Lastly, how was it for you two today?
How was it?
Well...
AI!
AI, you've calmed down.
AI, you've calmed down in such a short time.
I was really nervous, but...
Ina-san and Senpai were kind, and...
Well, well...
But it was really fun.
I'm glad.
Please come again.
How about you, Leo?
I was really nervous about doing a face-to-face rap.
Oh, face-to-face rap.
Yes, but I had a lot of fun afterwards.
Senpais were scary, but...
It was scary, wasn't it?
But it was a lot of fun.
I'm glad.
That team really got along well.
It's true.
It was really scary at the end.
Now, please announce your nicknames.
I'll go with "easy-to-take-off shoes".
That's right.
"Sneakers".
If you're going to take off your shoes...
I'd like you to wear shoes you're used to wearing.
Anyway, congratulations!
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Anyway, we had a lot of fun today.
An hour and a half each.
Please continue to support us in the future.
Finally, let's say goodbye!
Wait for us!
ENERGY!
Goodbye!